Sleep is something we've become accustomed to not having, and any sleep we do get is brief and unpleasant (usually ends with a claw into the eyeball the moment you open them, or constant attacking of head, belly and nether regions)
"Me? Evil? But me is so sweets and innocents!"
Yeah... It's all cute and innocent when she's hungry, or lonely. And you see all these pictures on the blog and think 'Awww, such a sweet little kitten'... But want to know the reality?:
"Filthy little humanses, stealingses the precccciousss"
It's not all so bad though is it? She's only a little kitten... I mean, how evil can she be?
Ok ok... I'll stop showing how evil she is, and show the good side...
Tis all for now... till next time - if we are still alive.